NO COHESION: THE INSUFFERABLE ACTS OF ONE MAE EMERSON

NO COHESION!!!! THE INSUFFERABLE ACTS OF ONE MAE EMERSON!!!!

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ARM THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY!!!!

ITS NOSEBLEED COUNTRY YOU FUCKING LOCAL TRASH!!!!

HOLES PUNCHED IN THE WALLS WEEP CASTRATO THRENODIES

THE SEALAB HAS COLLAPSED

MOMMA'S 700 WATT SPRAY TAN MELTS THE SKIN OF THE BEVERLY HILLS HORNETS NEST

HEAR THE WHISPER THRU THE SLIT IN THE CAMEL'S EYE!!!!

WHAT'S IT SAYING????

"DR PEPPER HAS LOST HIS MEDICAL LICENSE DUE TO UNPRECEDENTED OPIOID OVERDOSE STATISTICS ON HIS BEHALF!!!! FUCKING TABLOID CUNTS SEARCHING 4 A HEADLINE!!!!"

PSYCHEDELICS ARE FUCKING USELESS WHEN YOUR EGO IS THREE TIMES THE SIZE OF YOUR DICK, BIG FELLA!!!!

I DON'T WANT YOUR ACCEPTANCE, I ONLY WANT THE FINEST KLEZMER MILFS THIS SIDE OF CENTRALIA

JOHN IS AIMING HIS CRUCIFIX FISTS TOWARDS MY TRACHEA

but nothing happens...

INTERMISSION:

 

WOW!!!! THAT MAE EMERSON SURE IS SOMETHING!!!! YOU EVER WONDER WHAT HER OPINIONS ARE ON THE WAR???? WITH A MONTHLY PAYMENT OF $12.99 YOU CAN HAVE FULL ACCESS TO HER BLOGGER+ PAGE, WHICH FEATURES SOME OF THE HOTTEST TRENDING TOPICS SHE CONTINUES TO INCOMPREHENSIBLY SPUTTER AND RAMBLE ABOUT!!!! WHEN WILL SHE POST AGAIN???? WHEN WILL SHE STOP HER INCESSANT AND MANIACALLY RABID FOAMING AT THE MOUTH??????? WHEN WILL THE TUMOR GROWING IN HER STUPID FUCKING AMYGDALA SHRINK AND BECOME BENIGN???? WHEN WILL GOD STRIKE HER DEAD???? ALL OF THE ANSWERS YOU SEEK CAN BE FOUND HERE ON HER BLOGGER+ PAGE!!!! SUBSCRIBE TODAY!!!! YOU'LL HAVE TO EVENTUALLY!!!! MIGHT AS WELL GET IT OUT OF THE WAY EARLY!!!!

2:

chaka khan chaka khan chaka khan chaka khan chaka khan chaka khan

bluebirds in the gentle giant's throat coo warbled lovesongs as

mom cooked dinner for the shittiest little birthday ever and i glanced through the opaque pond scum

mirroring the crystal portal to planet vyvanse.

paula abdul abdul paula abdul abadula

kill yourself kill yourself kill yousrelf klil yuosrlef ilki luoyefr

sprawling love seeds ejaculate across the mississippi river, 

precipitating bang energy drink from the heavens into the mouths of the engorged.

pissed lightning into a sprite bottle and set my racist neighbor's house on fire after i shattered it abruptly.

thank fuck.

the shotgun vomited bullets into the heads of the freshly harvested [this selection of the poem has been removed due to a lawsuit filed by Tyson "Farms."]

i might just start writing backwards just to fuck with people.

at least it'll fix the cohesion issue with my writing.

pay that bald fuck to review my writing.

better yet, give me a 22 caliber and i'll force that shithead to pay me.

the ice cream is melting and my headache is still causing me to be irritable.

the waxed sphincter is speaking now.

keep talking to a minimum.

no flash photography.

:)